>Oh, Ann. Just bite me. No, seriously, please just bite me.

>Sure, it might be some seriously freaky roleplay, but we’re certainly not the first to speculate on Ann Coulter’s seemingly dominatrix-y demeanor. (See also Google re: Ann + Coulter + dominatrix.) But Ann’s nattering on and on reached a new level of sadistic tedium when she appeared on FOX News recently, as part of an “alarming new report,” Ivy Gone Wild, commenting on a wee bit of to-do in the news over Columbia University’s BDSM Club, Conversio Virium.

As writer/activist/sadomasochist Susan Wright observes:

I expected outrage from her, but all Ann does is giggle inanely and jab at “losers” who have to join a sex club to get sex. Her most priceless quote: “This has been well documented. Christians have more sex, better sex, more sexual satisfaction…you want a sex club, become an evangelical.”

Oh, really? Is that the Religious Right’s new rallying cry? Join us and get lots of sex? Seems to me the first thing the Evangelical Sex Club should do is stop telling everyone else that the way we want to have sex is wrong. Then let the orgy begin!

Um, Ann. Like we said? Anytime!

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Comments: 4

  • Anonymous December 27, 200611:37 pm

    >I love Ann Coulter and would ask her to marry me. But I get to keep my single tail. :)

    I do so love her though. It’s ok not to like her but you have to admit as good as any liberial can be in blasting the far right she is just as game in doing the same thing to the left. Free speach goes both ways, God bless America, (Oh no have I offended the non Christians out there by bring God into this whole thing? Don’t care.)

  • Anonymous January 12, 20078:50 pm

    >I think Ann Coulter is completely submissive and is dying for a dude to absolutely punish her for all of the bullshit that she says.

  • Anonymous January 27, 20074:50 pm

    >I’m in lusty love with the “MAN” behind the desk. (Too hot to handle). . . So everytime I just end up walking away__ a little sad because I want to say more and give more. I want to caress him, but I can’t even get next to him. He’s professional and a hot item. Any suggestions? (Welcome)
    My heart has turned purple…

  • maymay July 9, 20071:20 pm

    >Hah, that’s awesome. I’m amazed I keep finding this stuff about. One of CV‘s number one search result strings is “ann coulter cv” and I just wish I could see the look on people’s faces when they realize they’re not finding her curriculum vitae. :)

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